today's news

Puh-lease
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7834103/site/newsweek/
(something similar has already been done more than once, by the way)

Thank you, Mr. Bush!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7669266/

Sounds good to me...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7847289/

Well at least things seem to be working.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7846418/

Hold for applause...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7838982/

Thank you, Holy Father!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7845420/

Oh, be reasonable now...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7848678/

I've done this, and it's ANNOYING.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7844477/